Sunday, May 22, 2011

the landlord funny or die

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  • rdlink
    Apr 22, 05:24 AM
    This settles it:

    Image (http://www.emptyhouse.net/fileshuttle/samsungphone_21e9.jpg)

    This cracks me up. By the time that most Android fanboys and mainstream media outlets picked up on this one it had already been debunked. Can we let it die already? Kind of embarrassing to use a proven inaccuracy as your strongest argument.





    the landlord funny or die. image - the landlord
  • image - the landlord



  • cherry su
    Apr 28, 04:03 PM
    Volume switch issue? Please enlighten me, I don't know what you refer to.

    the placement of the volume buttons and the mute switch is slightly lower on the verizon iphone.





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  • piven gallery funny or die



  • ohaithar
    Sep 16, 10:51 PM
    http://soleservice.no/sitefiles/site18/shop/vans-classic-slip-on42.jpg
    http://www.thechocolatereview.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mars-milk-chocolate-mms.jpg
    And my gf bought me this flannel
    http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/75/6/AAAAAre1OSkAAAAAAHVrGw.jpg?v=1191496891000





    the landlord funny or die. The Landlord
  • The Landlord



  • dadoftwogirls
    Apr 22, 05:31 PM
    Yuck. What are they thinking? The tear drop looks hideous.





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  • The landlord, 65, has been



  • DaveGee
    Apr 12, 08:53 PM
    Could someone clarify this for me: Aren't hard drives too slow to make use of Thunderbolt anyway? In a typical USB 2.0 external hard drive, what is the bottleneck in speed: The speed at which the hard drive spins, or the USB 2.0 connection? If it's the USB, then why do people even care about the RPM of a drive? If it's the RPM, then isn't USB 2.0 fast enough to run a hard drive at its native speed?


    Let's look at it a different way...

    Almost every residential building in NYC has 1/4" to 1/2" (diameter) copper water pipes for their city water service... Even skyscrapers are mostly fitted with similar sized pipes for 99% of it's living spaces.. So, why is NYC paying billions of dollars to have a 24 feet diameter water pipe constructed to bring water down from the reservoirs or why build a 12+ lane super-highway when a car is only one lane in width?

    B_A_N_D_W_I_D_T_H B_A_B_Y!!

    Usage of TB technology is not restricted to a single user (device) at a time... TB is very much like a the PCI bus found in modern PC's, cept it's all done on a much smaller interconnect... It's really very sweet you can literally have 3 or 4 monitors running off of it as well as accessing a very high speed NAS and reading from a bluray drive (not playing from it ... but thats not the fault of TB)... It can literally have EVERYTHING and ANYTHING plugged into it.... Well put it this way... if something can be engineered to operate in a PCI slot... It'll work just fine as a TB device.





    the landlord funny or die. skit on Funny or Die.
  • skit on Funny or Die.



  • Belly-laughs
    Nov 5, 04:47 AM
    alright! nice! let us know how they are doing, and run the bigadv units if you can

    Welcome!
    Please run the bigadv units, you will get much better PPD. It looks like you are running the regular SMP client for now.
    Use -smp 8 if the are 2008 or earlier, -smp 16 if they are 2009 otco...

    Both computers now up-and-running. No complaints from the designers regarding poor performance :)

    I'm running the standard client, I'll look into the other options when I got some spare time.

    It's quite remarkable to see the performance boost compared to my G5 dual 1.8 that's been folding for years.





    the landlord funny or die. The story of a grossly wealthy
  • The story of a grossly wealthy



  • pit29
    Apr 2, 01:23 PM
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/1896328691_d5944c4b06.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pehein/1896328691/)





    the landlord funny or die. Jewel Funny or Die
  • Jewel Funny or Die



  • Islandz
    Apr 13, 08:59 PM
    Spec bump?

    32 and 64?





    the landlord funny or die. The Landlord Bound for Glory
  • The Landlord Bound for Glory



  • mingspace
    Oct 24, 08:36 AM
    What about MACBOOKS?!





    the landlord funny or die. The Landlord is the story of
  • The Landlord is the story of



  • baryon
    Apr 22, 04:32 PM
    Don't like the teardrop design. Also the mockup doesn't look right in many ways. I'm sure Apple would make something much less complex-looking and less cluttered. The home buttons looks bad. Why are we so confident about this report? It's just another rumor, where's the question mark from the title?





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  • comic website funny or die



  • vnle
    Jan 27, 04:15 PM
    Just an FYI, item shows sold out. Missed my window...

    I went back to newegg after getting one to do just that but, sadly, they were sold out :(

    EDIT: Rooskibar03 beat me to it:p Any idea if they'll have it back in stock before the 31st? There's 5 more days ... :o

    FYI, looks like they're back in stock :D I just brought another one. ;)





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  • because the landlord



  • archer75
    Apr 25, 04:19 PM
    I don't understand why is the article saying Apple delaying orders when the Apple Online Store says ships in 24 hrs not 1-3 weeks

    Because if you order one now you'll get an email back saying there was an unexpected delay. Inventory is drying up at best buy and amazon. Other threads here on the macrumor forums show that supplies are shrinking all over the world and distributors have no stock.





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  • The couple left the pub but,



  • zenvision
    Oct 24, 08:37 AM
    as others have mentioned, i'm a little surprised that only the 17inch model has a 7200rpm drive option. i'm going to check with apple directly to see if i can get a custom 15inch with a 7200 drive. my audio apps don't work well with the anything slower.

    having said that, the ram, fw800 and dual layer burner are a nice addition

    i was wondering about the 5400/7200 issue as well, especially as ill be doing a lot of audio and graphics work on my 15"...do you really think it'll make that much of a difference save a few seconds?





    the landlord funny or die. The Landlord
  • The Landlord



  • stevegmu
    Jan 30, 05:45 PM
    You are just embarrassing yourself with that 'source'.





    the landlord funny or die. The Landlord
  • The Landlord



  • zorinlynx
    Apr 13, 09:28 PM
    I'm not sure why we even need an iPhone 5.

    The iPhone 4 is a great form factor. It does the job. At most what it needs is a spec jump (64GB, and maybe clock the CPU faster) and that should hold people over for another year.

    I mean, before we had:

    iPhone
    iPhone 3G
    iPhone 3Gs (pretty much the same form factor but faster CPU)
    iPhone 4

    I suspect we may get an iPhone 4 plus or something like that.

    Also, do you people really need a new phone every year? I had my Treo 650 for nearly four years. The only reason I only kept my Palm Pre for less than a year was that it started having hardware problems.





    the landlord funny or die. the landlord voice trembled.
  • the landlord voice trembled.



  • chrmjenkins
    Apr 22, 02:44 PM
    Now they are. The problem is it took them a couple of years. They waited until Intel produced mobile chips that "suit" them instead of producing a Mac that could use available quad core mobile chips. And we are not even talking about minor details like Apple never using the most powerful versions of CPUs (for example, there is no MBPs with SandyBridge/2920XM).


    Apple has never used extreme edition processors. It's outside the scope of their market (aside from beyond their TDP).

    However, that's immaterial to the overall point. You tried to claim that apple skimps on some products, therefore them skimping on LTE because they can makes sense. That's no longer the case, Apple does use mobile quad core processors, so your claim no longer has any basis.





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  • But that#39;s when the landlord



  • Tonezorz
    May 4, 09:28 PM
    So now this is an email you received? An AT&T rep actually put it in writing? Is this what you're now saying?

    Where this got "off track" or rather on the track it should've been on in the first place is that clearly if your upgrade was pushed back it was from any number of things people have posted about for years now on the matter: bill payment, length of being a customer, level of account, etc... Really, this comes up every year.

    Your story is making less and less sense, and here's where actually thinking first comes in handy:

    If a customer service rep told you that the iPhone had been delayed then either this was public knowledge, thus why forward the email to MacRumors, or this wasn't public knowledge, thus why would a first contact customer rep even know this let alone say anything about it?

    Sorry if it seems like I, and others, are jumping on you, but your story is BS, and you either know it, or should know it. Take a look at the coverage it's gotten. It's on most of the Apple coverage sites including some read by investors and analysts.

    Do we really need news being polluted with this? If you're an honest person, you should now, confronted with logic, common sense, and the actual truth, contact those who picked up your story.

    Clearly your upgrade wasn't delayed because of the iPhone being released later, and you know it.

    Now we're getting somewhere. I hadn't realized nor did I ever intend this situation to be construed as "They moved my upgrade date due to the iPhone delay."

    I'll paste below, while removing the names involved, the original email correspondence between myself and the AT&T representative. This is an original email reply to a support form submission on the AT&T site.

    Original Message Follows:
    ------------------------
    Contact and Verification Information
    Topic/Subtopic
    Topic: I have a question about my contract
    Subtopic: Contract expiration

    Q2:Enter your contract expiration question below:
    A2:I'm curious as to why my upgrade date used to be 6/18 of this year, when now it's moved to 11/19? I've ugpraded three years in a row now when the new iPhone has been released. This year, assuming they launch around the same timeframe (June/July) I won't be able to? Some clarification would be great.

    Thanks!

    And the response:

    Dear Mr. *****,

    Thank you for taking the time to e-mail AT&T to advise that your upgrade date was 6/18/11, but now when you check, you see that it has been moved to 11/19/11 and want to know why this has occurred. I apologize for the frustration this has caused. My name is *****, and I am happy to help you with your inquiry.

    Unfortunately, we are not given a reason when the upgrade date changes on a line. Equipment discounts are made available from time to time based on a number of factors: service tenure, spending levels, payment history, usage practices and time frame since last equipment discount. Generally, a line is eligible to upgrade every 17 to 21 months, but frequently offers are made to the primary line on an account to do this earlier based on the factors above. The upgrade offer is also based on a three-month average of the billed rate plan and data services per line and eligibility is generally re-evaluated every three months or so as well and sometimes the dates do change. I apologize that this affected you and for any frustration and inconvenience it has caused.

    Apple has informed us that they do not plan to release the iPhone in the June to July timeframe, though there will be a newer version in the future. Unfortunately, we have not been given a release time for the new phone. We will release this information on our website when it is available to us.

    Mr. *****, I am sorry that I could not give you a more definite answer, but hope that the information provided has been helpful. Should you have additional concerns or questions about this issue please reply to this email. If you need to contact us again regarding a new issue please send us another email via the contact link through your online account. Again, my name is *****, and I thank you for being a valued AT&T customer for several years. We appreciate your business and will do our best to ensure that your wireless experience is a success.

    I encourage you to visit our web site (www.att.com/wireless) often to view current and previous monthly statements, make payments and to shop for new product and service offerings.


    Sincerely,

    *****
    AT&T
    Online Customer Care Professional

    Again, all I've left out is my mobile number and our names. The article here on MacRumors is both precise in labeling this as a rumor, and warns against believing the statements of support personell. Also, I don't believe in any way that it suggests an iPhone delay was the cause of my upgrade date change.





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  • But then the lights come on as



  • mahicantu
    Apr 26, 11:07 PM
    Yes. Be nice and say the new iMac fits your needs better.

    really?!?!?

    I'm always extra friendly when asking for stuff at Apple : )





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  • Co-founder of Funny or Die.



  • Griffindor73
    Aug 15, 06:21 PM
    Looking forward to it if it is more stable than Tiger. I run Panther on my iBook and Tiger on my G5 iMac and the iBook knocks the socks of the iMac for reliability.

    Hopefully they will sort out the horrendous sound quality of imported tracks that I get in iTunes when I import them on my G5 iMac.

    Overall I think Panther was the best version of OSX so far, (because of how stable it was) so I am hoping this one is as good as that!





    rever3nce
    Apr 14, 11:27 AM
    i really hope this happens . i had to re buy a new iphone 4 just a week ago . if this is true about being here by the end of april then i can just do an even exchange :D





    Psilocybin
    Apr 20, 10:39 AM
    that's easy, macbook without backlit keyboard is too ugly to me.

    Lol ok buddy. Hope your not waiting for there to be a backlit keyboard in the air because I doubt there will be. Apple took it out of the MBA for a reason not for the heck of it





    blackpond
    Apr 13, 04:25 PM
    What will Apple offer that other manufactures can't?

    A robust and thriving App Store.

    The App Store will legitimize the Apple TV set.

    I would go so far as to suggest the reason we don't have an App Store on the current Apple TV is because Apple is saving it as the compelling reason to buy an entire TV set.

    Apple doesn't have to provide the reasons to buy the Apple TV set. Developers will do that for them. In the hundreds of thousands.

    Pretty soon you won't be switching channels. You'll be switching apps.

    My 2 cents.





    Chase R
    Nov 8, 07:31 PM
    Hello broken bones and doctor bills:D

    Life's no fun if you're not taking risks!... (words from an adrenaline junky :D)





    chrmjenkins
    Apr 22, 03:48 PM
    Now we can use votes to kill each other. BTW, you can't kill me, I just killed everyone on this page. Some multiple times. Deal with it.



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